summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family
They seem like nice people
When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close
IT BOINGED ONTO ITS OWN HEAD
Holy shit our lungs are crazy
I don’t know whether to be disgusted or amazed…
According to military training, you can blow into the esophagus and inflate cow lungs and use them as a flotation device. I have no idea why you be in a situation where you come across a dead cow right when you need to cross a large body of water, but hey, the more you know.
I’m afraid to breathe
is no one gonna address the lovely doily thing under the lungs. It belongs at sunday brunch with your grandmother not under her lungs.
Hey, doctors might like doily things too.
Reblogging now for the comments.
Pride fuels the deadly fire
That devours our tower of gold
The drums of war will rage and roar
‘Til the sun burns bright once more
These are days and nights of venom and blood
Heroes will rise as the anchors fall
Brave the strife, reclaim every soul
That belongs to the Beauty of Dawn
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
this is some dr seuss shit what the HELL….
get me this now
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
omfg this is great
New favorite comeback.
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
My cat started doing this to wake me up.
oh hell no
that is not a cat that is a jungle creature
whO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THAT THING WAS A CAT
This is terrifying
THAT CAT IS HALF THE SIZE OF THAT DOOR HELL NO
IT LEAPS WITH THE INTENT TO KILL